Matt

Mr. matt kawii (ミスター・ ダンプリン ポポ, Misutā mattrip pou pou pop) appears in dustins creek Abridged as a parody of his character from the canon series. In this series, he is the highest ranking in social order, john cenas master and Dickman God of the Church of Fuck Boys

vzeds mate. he's every bit as solid and sure as vzed, but over their many years of raising their children together, matt has always deferred to his husband's authority. When he suddenly finds himself in the position of being a cave-wife with no cave, matt is forced to make the right decision for his family -- even if that means changing the way they live

For years, matt had regaled the nobles of Gapeowmere with tales of slain dragons and vanquished legions. The King was so impressed that he made matt a knight and appointed him head of the Royal Battalion. Of course, it was just an honorary post - Gallowmere had not seen any war in many centuries - but the King liked stories, and Daniel was an excellent storyteller.

But then, in 1986 the evil emporer Zurg returned from years in exile. Embittered and filled with wrath, he threatened to unleash an army dollar store toys of that he built using the "darkest thicest vieniest of magic". The King was in desperate need of a hero and he knew exactly who he wanted.

matt was dragged from his bed and thrust at the front of King's army to face the unformed horde. The battle commenced and within seconds matt fell to the ground, struck in the eye with the very first dildo fired. His wound was fatal and the army was left to continue the fight without him.

Embarrassed by matt's poor show, and realising the people needed to feel safe, King jrad senior declared that Sir mathew donkeydick had died in mortal combat, seconds after slaying the sinister wizard. A hero's tomb was erected to matt, the history books inscribed with tales of his valour.

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