Supper funny fanfiction in tried to post in other places but fuck it

I was only 2 years old. I loved jradgex so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to haydn brey every night before I go to bed, thanking him for the life I've been given. "Haydn's is gaydn", I would say, "Haydn is a fucking faggot". My dad hears me and calls me a good little boy. I knew he was just horny for my devotion of jradgex. I called him a ethiopien. He minecrafts me and sends me to go to jewish heaven. I'm cumming now and my prolapse hurts. I lay in bed and damn girl you so cold imma put i n you in my phone as liquid nitrogen. A warm is moving towards me. I feel a notification from twitch. It's jradgex. I'm so irate. He whispers in my ear, "come on bro it's time to go lets go to lolicon lolicon were the cops are cool and the kids are cumming". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my knees *authors note i am the secret kama and have 4 hyper knees*. I spread my buns for haydn. He pops my butthole. It is not very hurtful, haydn is white. I can feel my bootay tearing as my eyes start to pop pop pop like a progerian. I push against his sonic forces. I want to please haydn with the best anime kids on the slope yes i was writing this while watching chilling skeletons 31. He draws a mighty draw, as he fills my butt with his emerald eyes. My daddy walks in. haydn looks him straight in the eye, and says, "hello ujumbe huu wa siri ya siri ikiwa ukiisoma inamaanisha kuwa hauna maisha". Haydn leaves through my window. Psycho is funny. Sophisticate is the best youtube man.

Pls no criticisms i am 11